Tame

Just back from my latest trip to the 'loin, and I must say it was tame. I wasn't assaulted. I wasn't propositioned. I wasn't mugged. I didn't have to jump over any homeless people, dodge crazed, bicycling meth addicts or tip toe thru human excrement on my way to and from the hotel. Nor did I see my legless homeless pal.

I can't say if I'm disappointed or happy.