Toenail Clippers

Noted that my cabbie from SFO to the office had a massive toenail clipper attached to his keyring. I'm picturing him driving around with his foot up by the ignition, attempting a clipping while driving.

Security Checkpoint

Waiting for my bag to go thru the scanner at PDX, the couple in front of me had forgotten to remove their video camera from their carry-on. As the TSA dude was busily digging thru her bag, the woman's boyfriend comes up and says "Hope they don't find your lubricant."

I was unable to contain my laughter, much to the happiness of said boyfriend.